Vivo Somnio (vivosomnio) wrote,
Vivo Somnio
vivosomnio

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It suddenly dawned on me why I'm single...

I am not religious. I will not be religious. This means that most any religious female will not have anything to do with me.

I do not smoke. I will not smoke. I will not be with somebody who smokes, as it discomforts me VERY much.

I do not drink. I will not drink. I don't mind being with somebody who drinks, but will not be with somebody who gets drunk.

I do not use drugs. I will not use drugs. I will absolutely NOT under ANY circumstances be with somebody who uses drugs.

I also only dig chicks.

Now that I've eliminated..........oh.........say.................EVERYBODY................

Yeah.

I'm doomed to singledom.
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