Vivo Somnio (vivosomnio) wrote,
Vivo Somnio
vivosomnio

There comes a time in your life when you suck it up, put grudges aside, and shake the hand of your enemy.

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And, while you're shaking his hand and you're both giving fake smiles, you spit in his eyes.

Yes, you heard me right.

He will quickly retract his hand, bringing it to his face.

The spit in his eye will, of course, have temporarily blinded him.

So, now, his main hand is occupied, and he isn't thinking about his other hand.

He also can't see.

This affords you plenty of time to whip out your overtly large gun and see how far you can eject his pea brain out of the back of his skull with a .50 caliber bullet.

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I'm tired of seeing amatuers mess up this time-honored and easy task by actually shaking hands, and walking away.

Gah...


Freakin' amatuers...
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