For those of you who did NOT wish me a happy birthday......well.......I hope that you get a wicked rectal rash.
Back to the most important thing in the universe, which coincidentally is ME!!!
I except presents to be in the mail as we speak. Sorry, but no credit cards. Cash, checks, and money orders are accepted.
I hope you all have a great day today, and I'm hoping that I will too.
Despite the fact that I'm sick, and my mother scrambled her eggs on my forehead this morning.