Vivo Somnio (vivosomnio) wrote,
Vivo Somnio

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Right. So. Where was I? Oh, yes. The insanity of women. Really a lovely topic, if you ask me.

So, the other day a female acquaintance of mine looked to me and said, and I quote, "do you think I would be more attractive if I had larger breasts?"

So, being the suave guy that I am I responded "you couldn't possibly look any better". Of course, that was after I finished wiping off my chin, and the mouthful of Root Beer that I promptly spewed all over creation upon her utterance of this question.

No, really. Right. Anyways, here is my point. Have you ever noticed how women are so keen on wether or not they look good? Do you think they ever notice that SO many of them are so eager to "look good" that the all end up looking relatively the same. In all honestly, attractive women are a dime a dozen. I can find 5 or 6 withing 5 minutes at roughly any given time in any given location. Chances are, if I was interested, at least one of them would be willing to "sleep" with me. So, PLEASE, somebody honestly tell me what physical attraction is good for? It's so common to find an attractive female that the attraction is meaningless.

You haven't showered, or your clothes are dirty, or your makeup isn't on, or what the hell ever. Who cares? Does anybody care?

Note to all those nonexistant women who adore me: I don't care. BE somebody I'm interested in, don't LOOK like somebody I'd be interested in. Got it?
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