"We can get you 6 magazines for only $3.45 a week for 60 weeks!"
I don't care how good the deal is, what the heck do I need 6 magazines for?
I hate magazines.
They are, for the most part, brainless pieces of trash not worth the paper they're printed on.
Playboy, Discovery, Popular Science....those are the magazines that I like, because they have a pretty straightforwardness to them.
I mean, Discovery and the like are actually INFORMATIVE! I know, I know....heaven forbid!
On the other hand, Playboy is straightforward in what it's about, and I respect that. This isn't about how I like to stare at pretty naked chics. I'm a guy, so no shit I like to see pretty naked females. The POINT is that Playboy is honest about it. They sell a magazine full of pretty naked chics for you to look at pretty naked chics. It's not like "Esquire" where they sell a magazine telling you how to be beautiful while coincidentally telling you that part of how to look beautiful is to buy the products whose company's help subsidize the magazine.
Hoewever......now that I'm talking about Playboy............ YAY NAKED CHICS!!!